5/21/2023 0 Comments Knock knock jokes flirty![]() Boy: Hi, is your name Google? Girl: No, Why? Boy: Because you have everything I’m looking for! ![]() Boy: Do you play volleyball? Girl: Yeah, why? Boy: Because you look like you’re good on your knees!ġ7. Boy: Have you been watching me? Girl: Why? Boy: Because I wanted you to fall for my smile as hard as I fell for you!ġ6. Girl: Red Light! Boy: Fire trucks don’t stop for red lights!ġ5. I run my fingers up your legs and you say red light to stop. Boy: Hi, I’m going to have to ask you to leave! Girl: Why? Boy: The sign says NO SMOKING….and you are definitely SMOKIN!ġ4. Boy: So you going to be a butterfly all night? Girl: (puzzled look) Boy: You know, pretty to see but hard to catch!ġ3. Girl: What’s up sexy? Boy: Oh nothing much, you?ġ2. Boy: Oh my god it smells like up sexy in here. Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT?! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? (S)weet (L)ittle (U)unforgettable (T)hing.ġ1. Girl What? Boy: Someone spilled gorgeous all over you!ġ0. Boy: Have you ever been fishing? Girl: Why? Boy: Because I think we should hook up!ĩ. Boy: I didn’t expect you to because love is blind. Boy: Will you read my palm? Girl: I don’t see anything. Girl: What? Boy: Aren’t we talking about things we cheat on?ħ. Boy: Girl, what’s your number? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: Are your parents bakers? Girl: Why? Boy: Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!Ħ. Boy: I think your thoughts are worth more.ĥ. Boy: Nickel for your thoughts? Girl: I thought it was a penny. Boy: How does it feel? Girl: What do you mean? Boy: To be the only star in the sky.Ĥ. Boy: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right? Girl: (26, I think) Boy: I must have forgotten U R A Q T Girl: (You’re still missing one) Boy: I’ll give you the D later.ģ. Boy: Girl, you remind me of a box of chocolates… Girl: Why? Boy: Cause I want to take your top off.Ģ. You won’t know if it’s love at first sight or just a damn good joke.ġ. See also: 300 Romantic Pick-Up Lines That Will Melt Her Heart Corny Pick-Up Linesīe honest, corny jokes are just as funny as anything else, so why do they have such a bad rep? Here are some of the best pick-up lines that will change your mind and make you want to use one next time you’re trying to impress a boy/girl. Do you know what’s on Valentine’s Day menu? Me-n-u. You wanna know who’s amazing and has the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again.Ģ4. When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!Ģ2. You have repainted my life with colors that were previously unknown to me!Ģ1. ![]() ![]() If my heart were to fly, your soul would be my airport.Ģ0. Do you like Nintendo? Cuz “Wii” would look good together.ġ9. Hey, can I follow you home? (What?) Oh sorry, it’s just my parents told me to follow my dreams.ġ8. Hi, can I get your baseball jersey? (What?) You know your name and number!ġ7. Excuse me, miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.ġ6. Which is easier? You getting into those tight jeans or me getting you out of them?ġ5. If kissing is spreading germs… How about we start an epidemic?ġ4. I want to be your handbag so I never leave your side.ġ3. Mami you are on fire…Le’me be the wind and make you even hotter.ġ2. Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?ġ0. You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.Ĩ. Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.ħ. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get sexual.Ħ. Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.ĥ. Do you work for Domino’s? Cuz you a fine pizza ass.Ĥ. Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.ģ. Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I’m Taken with you.Ģ. These funny and flirty questions are definitely a way to go.ġ. Here are some cute, yet hilarious jokes that work as pretty good pick-up lines or sexting messages for her and him and will help you win the heart of that special someone! As much as they try to not laugh, they just won’t be able to resist these gems. How to be flirty over text and win over your crush through texting? Well, to be honest, it’s a lot easier job when you’ve got a good sense of humor.
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